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Breaking News: It’s Hot in July in Texas, and ERCOT Is Still Doing it Wrong

Like your dad telling you how much he loves Yellowstone, Texas summer is being 100 percent on-brand this year. It’s July, and it’s hot. We knew this would happen, because it has been hot in Texas every...

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I Took Care of the Coyotes. You’re Welcome.

First thing I did was make the coyotes carry around at all times for my personal use a tin of dip, a bottle opener, cigarettes, and a lighter. And the lighter had to be blue. That was important. When...

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Watch Out, Highland Park DIYers!

At some point in life, it’s time to move to Highland Park. The resort-worthy public pool, the tennis courts, the friendly police. But then you get a letter from the Dallas Central Appraisal District...

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The Summer My Body Fell Apart

Email subject: Please provide feedback on your recent experience with Baylor Scott & White Health [clicks Start Survey button] Please describe which provider/procedure this survey references. Hard...

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Uneasy Times Call For Unusual Investments (That Your Financial Advisor...

You’ve heard it all by now: don’t panic, stay the course, stick to the plan, buy the dip. It does seem like sound advice for our chaotic financial times. Yes, sure, the markets are down. Markets do...

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A Local(ish) Perspective on the California Exodus

You people have changed. When I came back here, where the grass grows tall and the cornbread is salty, I expected to find the old home on the range just as I’d left it. Instead, I found that the...

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Why MavsMan Looks Different This Season

A lot of people were surprised when I showed up with a new look this season, and I suppose I can’t blame them. I still do a double take when I catch a glimpse of my reflection on my way out to the...

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A Love Story for the Ages: A Car Accident Turned Meet-Cute

February is the month that contains Valentine’s Day, which makes it theoretically the month of romance, which makes it perhaps an appropriate time to announce that, while I have not exactly given up on...

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Frisco: The Giving City

Once there was a city called Frisco, and she loved a little boy. Every day the boy would come and play in her fields and creeks. He would pretend to be Roger Staubach slaying a fire-breathing dragon,...

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The Grass Isn’t Greener Outside of Garland

Let’s give Garland some shine, shall we? In the May issue, we bring you reports from some of our favorite Dallas suburbs. That story is online today. You can read it here. That Garland did not make it...

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How a Future Dallas Mayor Got Us to Bring a Cannon to an Austin College...

Will Rogers said, “You never get a second chance to make a first impression.” That was certainly the case for me and every other freshman when we stepped onto the Austin College campus in the fall of...

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AI Lies: North Texas Innovator Creates Lying Language Model BadAIAdvice.com

The D CEO team just wrapped up production of our 2024 Dallas 500—the book’s ninth edition. The magazine is set to hit newsstands on November 23. I can hardly contain my excitement! As we start to...

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Eddie Bernice Johnson Punks Paul Ryan

After the house speaker posted history's biggest (and whitest) congressional selfie, the Dallas rep wryly responded with her own. The post Eddie Bernice Johnson Punks Paul Ryan appeared first on D...

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Podcast: Texas Monthly, Backpage.com, and a Round of iPhone Roulette

Guess which topic proves most exciting. The post Podcast: <i>Texas Monthly</i>, Backpage.com, and a Round of iPhone Roulette appeared first on D Magazine.

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Podcast: On Trinity River Parks, Early Education, and Running a Bar in the...

Charles Glover of the Meadows Foundation stops by for a chat. The post Podcast: On Trinity River Parks, Early Education, and Running a Bar in the Cedars appeared first on D Magazine.

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Leading Off (2/24/17)

John Wiley Price pleads not guilty, HUD examines how Dallas spent federal money, and more. The post Leading Off (2/24/17) appeared first on D Magazine.

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The Dallas Ebola National Monument Is the City’s Newest Internet Inside Joke

The satirical Facebook pages imagines farce monuments to Dallas' civic inneptitude The post The Dallas Ebola National Monument Is the City’s Newest Internet Inside Joke appeared first on D Magazine.

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Scenes From the Topgolf Inside the Buffalo Wild Wings Inside DFW Airport

Grab your 8-iron, oh weary traveler. The post Scenes From the Topgolf Inside the Buffalo Wild Wings Inside DFW Airport appeared first on D Magazine.

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Watch: Flat Earthers Come to Dallas, Make Thoughtful, Well-Reasoned Points...

Dave Nye the lyin’ guy? Total clown. Flat gang, baby! The post Watch: Flat Earthers Come to Dallas, Make Thoughtful, Well-Reasoned Points About NASA, Number of Dimensions appeared first on D Magazine.

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‘Stephen Eager Is a Sick Man:’ Fox 4 Host Gets John Oliver Treatment

Last Week Tonight features Eager reading viewer complaints in a “And Now This. . .” segment that will make you laugh, cry The post ‘Stephen Eager Is a Sick Man:’ Fox 4 Host Gets John Oliver Treatment...

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